Thursday, 26 April 2012

First Satire Post



On Thursday, December 8th, Vancouver was hit with a massive blizzard, cars were blown off of roads, the Lions Gate Bridge was closed, and children were outraged that they had to miss another day of school.

Sam was so excited about this Thursday. He not only had one but three tests that day! Sam was most excited about the math test which he had studied weeks for. He was so eager to get to school early this Thursday that he set his alarm 20 minutes earlier than he had to. At 6:15am he woke up and looked out his window Sam couldn’t see anything but a sheet of white. He was horrified, how will I get to school? How will I write my tests? Sam knew there was no way he would miss school for this! So he dressed in his uniform and pulled out the winter jacket he hasn’t had to use for 3 years. He was almost out of the door when his mother crawled out of her room in her nightgown and said, “Sam, what are you doing? The school is closed, go back to bed.” “NOOOOOOOOOOO!” There have been reports of Sam’s screams being heard all the way from Seattle.

Sam was furious! He did not want to miss this Thursday, of any Thursday that a snow day could have landed on, why this Thursday? Why this one when Sam had the best day ever ahead of him?! Sam didn’t know what to do, of course he would never use this snow day as extra study time.  So he sat in the middle of his kitchen staring at the snow, eager for it to melt so he could return to his normal daily schedule.

When the snow finally melted, the students decided these snow days were unacceptable and petitioned for extra class time on Saturday to make up for the wasted time of the snow day.  

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